Happy Thanksgiving—tis the season to stop and appreciate everything we are so very blessed to have. Whether it’s our health, family, a roof over our head, or the food on our table—we know that looking on the bright side of things can often times be hard to do. But, one thing we know we’re all damn well grateful for is our ability to laugh at inappropriate, raunchy, and hilarious jokes.
So, in the spirit of giving, I give you these hilarious tweets and jokes about Turkey day that may force your family save you from choking…from laughter!
Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 14, 2018
thanksgiving will be on a full moon… with mercury retrograde pic.twitter.com/33vBlVxdJv
— astro witch (@astrology_witch) November 18, 2018
When you jokingly bring up something political at family Thanksgiving. pic.twitter.com/t8IPDpekzX
— Karen Howell (@karenehowell) November 9, 2018
Rules for thanksgiving:
1. Don’t ask me about my grades.
2. Don’t ask me about my classes.
3. Don’t ask about any relationships.
4. Don’t ask about money unless you’re offering some.
5. Just pass me my plate.
— Pretty Boy. (@kixgsavage) November 11, 2018
Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 6, 2018
when it's 7:30 and thanksgiving dinner still not ready. pic.twitter.com/z8B8AenL6T
— typo king (@ronthagifted) November 14, 2016
Adults on thanksgiving: let the kids eat first
— ᏦᎩ 👅💦💕 (@xxv_xo) November 13, 2018
The Mac and cheese is more important than the turkey
— JoDaGoon (@LoyolMafia) November 19, 2018
Live footage of me putting my aunts and uncles in their place at thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/InjJEyNcs6
— Anthony (@anthonygonnn) November 17, 2018
“what’s y’alls biggest fear in a relationship????”
Marrying into a family that runs 5Ks on Thanksgiving
— Blaine (@_BlaineB) November 14, 2018
Random family member at Thanksgiving: "so when can we expect a lady in your life?"
— Rob Lopez (@r0bato) November 17, 2018
When you full asf at thanksgiving dinner and ya grandma puts more food on your plate pic.twitter.com/SeYFetRgxt
— scumcity ceo (@scumcityceo) November 27, 2014
— kb🌹 (@KristinBarta) November 19, 2018
Cousin: “who ate all the pie”
My fatass: pic.twitter.com/RW5P3a8N0L
— 𝕽𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉 (@RolandChief1) November 14, 2018
My family gathered at the Thanksgiving table: We should all say a prayer
Me: I can lead this year
— festive gay tweets (@trashygaytweets) November 14, 2018
why does my cat look like someone’s dad falling asleep on the couch after eating thanksgiving dinner pic.twitter.com/I2bYX6pVX6
— ashtin mcfadden (@ashtinmcfadden) November 10, 2018
me showing up to family Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/0R8zQvpF8P
— Sam Lansky (@samlansky) November 16, 2018
Me uncovering that Mac and cheese on thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/igSXaxEAA3
— Dlo ☔️ (@Dloxvii) November 14, 2018
me trying not to act drunk in front of my relatives at thanksgiving dinner pic.twitter.com/BgnajbirtP
— andi. (@andiiiiiiii_) November 21, 2016
me on thanksgiving when my family starts asking me about my love life pic.twitter.com/gkVeF8dkG6
— homme fatal (@gayhefner) November 14, 2018
when you see your favorite gay cousin at thanksgiving dinner pic.twitter.com/V49zyUotvK
— William Vercetti (@williamvercetti) November 14, 2018