I mean, can it get more real than this?
I moved in with my girlfriend after 1 year. People say we’re rushing in but we’re both so in love with saving $900/mo.
— Matthew Broussard (@mondaypunday) July 4, 2017
Being married means every day is an episode of Amazing Race Couples Edition – only it’s just me trying to find stuff my husband misplaced while he is behind me yelling “you threw it away didn’t you?”
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) November 15, 2017
Before you marry someone, sit next to them on the couch and try to watch your favorite show while they eat a bowl of cereal.
If you still want to marry that slurping animal, congratulations- you have found your person.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 26, 2018
i married for love
but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored
— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) February 7, 2018
Long-term relationships are basically sending messages like this from the grocery store back and forth forever. pic.twitter.com/2vUs6z9p3u
— Cait Mac ???????????? (@Cmac8) December 22, 2016
Writing a love poem called “Put the Dishes in the Dishwasher, but Not Like That.”
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) January 15, 2017
my boyfriend asked me what i wanted to eat & i said i don’t know & this what he brings me. ???? pic.twitter.com/JQcMQvloED
— atalya???????? (@chopstckss) June 28, 2016
The best thing you can do for your marriage is sleep with separate comforters.
— not the WORST mom ????????♀️ (@nottheworstmom) March 9, 2018
Our toilet seat broke and I let my boyfriend pick out the new one pic.twitter.com/f3SLMR3yhL
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) January 14, 2017
Sometimes marriage is about love & compromise other times it’s about letting the garbage get so full & seeing who will cave first.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) March 11, 2015