As ladies and mommas, we love to shop. We’ll shop anywhere—the mall, the outlets, the gas station. No matter what, when we see a sale, we go running like a beast looking to run towards the waterhole, or a lion looking for its prey. There’s just something about shopping that is so therapeutic and relaxing—and, amazing.
But, shopping at Target, well it’s a whole different feeling. From the moment you walk through those automatic doors and the cool, airconditioned breeze hits your face, you grab your bright red shopping cart and throw in your first item—oh, it’s like a drug has entered your bloodstream and you are high on nothing but the red and white, baby.
— Anna Todd (@imaginator1d) April 4, 2016
I'm a Stay-At-Target-Mom.
— Tara Brown (@Faux_Ma) March 14, 2014
Time heals all but so does a bottle of wine and shopping spree at Target.
— PrettyInPink (@kcatwalk1) July 10, 2016
target cashier: did you find everything okay?
*me unloading a full cart*
first of all, i came here for dish soap & i didn't even get it
— Amanda Luna (@amanduhluna) October 22, 2017
Me at Target the day after payday pic.twitter.com/3GOnHKRcwF
— Knoxville Pains (@KnoxvillePains) April 9, 2016
I'm gonna go shop at target cuz I'm sad. Target therapy is a thing
— Lauryn Schmitt (@lauryn_schmitty) October 26, 2017
Me at target when the cashier said my total was $105 pic.twitter.com/s3I1sGFnm9
— K. thx Byyyyyyeee!! (@Juicy_Kayy_) April 25, 2016
during an interview earlier they asked my hobbies and I said “I love to go to target”
— shy ronnie (@mikeyhency) October 24, 2017
I hate it when the cashier at target says "see you again soon!" Like, bitch, you're not wrong, but did you have to say it
— Draka ❄️ EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS (@drakamae) October 13, 2017
I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
— k80 (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017
Saw a little girl at Target with her hair all messed up, crying and screaming “don’t look at me.”
I could totally relate.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) October 23, 2017
bored? go to target. hungry? go to target. depressed? go to target. stressed? go to target.
— teresa (@IoIteresa) October 23, 2017
I don't go to Target because I really need something… I go to Target, so Target can show me what I really need.
— KennyK (@KennediKautzman) October 24, 2017
I need a hobby on my days off so I stop buying stupid shit at Target
— Rachel Brydge (@rachelbrydge) October 24, 2017
4 yr old came to gymnastics today and said "sorry i'm late my mom was having fun at target" and i just know that one day i will be that mom
— mac sitz (@mryanjones) October 19, 2017
When after you get done at Target.. you have to decide which bill isn’t getting paid. pic.twitter.com/W0x28yVCLt
— Sarina ♣️💙 (@sarinamay93) October 14, 2017
There’s nothing like building your savings account for college for years and spending it all at Target within 3 months!!!
— Abbey (@AbbeyWickersham) October 14, 2017
— Andrea Fanta (@serialstager) October 15, 2017
Shopping at Target … The door mat won't go with anything in our house but it's only $3 pic.twitter.com/x5M1KVX6ci
— NotQuiteEdelweiss (@NotEdelweiss) July 2, 2016
*looks at random item from dollar section at target*
I dontttt know why but I feel like I need this pic.twitter.com/DnD5PW90d1
— åudi✨ (@audiseaa) October 24, 2017
Target puts me under a spell! pic.twitter.com/pCPrwVhDUA
— Women's Humor (@womenshumor) September 8, 2017
in this house we are not friends with people who don't like going to target
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) October 20, 2017
— Heather Henderson ➳ (@balancedboss_) July 3, 2017
me at target on saturday night buying myself a bottle of wine and a $5 movie. self care saturdays i guess
— moness (@thickomode) October 15, 2017
I like to live dangerously… like going to target without a plan
— kassi 🌵 (@kassipants) October 23, 2017