For many kids, Santa is still someone who is real, alive, and who comes to deliver presents every year on Christmas. Although some children grow out of the belief in Santa and realize that the presents come from us, their hard-working parents, others are still young and innocent enough to believe in the story.
One little boy, however, was very disappointed in his gifts from Santa and decided to write a very strongly worded letter to him. Originally shared on Twitter, Jeremy apparently asked for two gifts and only received one and, was angry that Santa ate the cookies but didn’t deliver.
So, Santa told Jeremy he needed to learn how to be grateful for what he has, and if he didn’t shape up, he’d end up on the naughty list.
So, Jeremy got pretty petty. He referred to Santa as “Fatty,” and, told him he’s naughty for having slaves.
Santa was not happy to hear Jeremy being so rude and ungrateful, so he “spoke to Jeremy’s parents,” and had them take away his Wii U. Obviously, he had to “earn it back.”
The best, of course, is the final letter Jeremy sent to Santa, saying that he didn’t like that stunt. Instead, he decided to warn Santa that he would poison Santa with the cookies next year, and hopes he dies.