Only dads can get away with these.
So my dads telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me Laura, which if you say it in a Vietnamese accent it’s lau-ra, which means “long time to come out”…IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN
— laura le (@melaurale) April 8, 2018
I SENT MY DAD A PIC OF ME EATING HIS CAKE AND HE LOCKED THE FREAKING FRIDGE ?!?!!! pic.twitter.com/uSRsQDKzd6
— shannen❤️ (@shannenmiralles) July 7, 2016
my dad gives all the kids $100 dollars every year in a weird way and this year he went all in 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/kJRBfLLo9d
— ✼ elena ✼ (@ElenaRehberg) December 25, 2017
My dad had other ideas.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/SDUMFjyqiq
— ABliss (@allison_barron) March 25, 2018
My dad is vacuuming while chewing sunflower seeds and he’s spitting them out right in front of the vacuum to clean them up as he goes. I have so much still to learn from this man that gave me life.
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) March 11, 2018
When your dad tries to clean up your daughters Girls World with white spirit, but it completely takes the eyes out so he sticks some on from a magazine.
Before & after. pic.twitter.com/VsVhTomrXL
— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) November 14, 2017
When I told my parents over the phone that my husband has the flu, my dad said “Have you tried euthanasia?” and in the background my mom yelled “For the last time, it’s echinacea!”
— Kristin (@FeralCrone) December 31, 2017