The holiday season turns us all into animals.
1.
Me: “don’t spend a lot of money on a one year old for Christmas because they won’t remember.”
Also me: pic.twitter.com/m8SvPEdpYw
— Aaryn Williams (@Aaryn_Williams) November 27, 2018
2.
me buying gifts for people: *carelessly spends hundreds of dollars*
me buying something for myself: ehhh 20 bucks is a little pricey
— nick (@nickccerino) November 27, 2018
3.
happy holidays and may all your enemies get dr. bronner’s peppermint soap in their urethras
— millennial falcon (@phoebe_bridgers) December 1, 2018
4.
Since it’s officially Christmas season, now I needa figure out how I’m gonna buy gifts for all my friends with the $3 I got pic.twitter.com/oHdkfHRQRW
— Annet (@annetlinan22) November 25, 2018
5.
It’s that time of year where I have to climb back into the car through the trunk because there’s too many cars parked too close together for Christmas shopping
— Rachelle Swannie (@RachelleSwannie) November 24, 2018
6.
“Merry Christmas”
my brain:
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do itMe: pic.twitter.com/CQR5VtgXSl
— 𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ❄️ (@chuntichino_) November 25, 2018
7.
moms during december:
me: “mom, i need more toothpaste”
mom: “okay, but it’s going to be part of your Christmas presents”
— connor (@connorhannigan4) November 27, 2018
8.
when the grinch yelled “i’m an idiot” and his echo yelled back “you’re an idiot” i felt that
— ru 🌹 (@rubyferrigno) November 22, 2018
9.
I synced my Christmas lights to Mo Bamba this year
you're welcome pic.twitter.com/J4xLQ9Jrjp
— Chandler (@PeIicans) November 30, 2018
10.
I’m waiting for a reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie about a small town girl who realizes her community’s politics are terrible, moves to Manhattan, gets a high pressure office job, meets a businessman, and they host a non-denominational holiday party at their penthouse.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) December 1, 2018
