So on point.
me whispering into my green tea after taking one sip: ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦˣ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍʳᵒˢˢ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ.. ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶦ ᵇᵉᵍ
— IN(DIE) (@INDIEWASHERE) November 13, 2017
me: it’s so hard to fall asleep tonight! I wonder if it’s that iced coffee I had at 6pm?
the iced coffee I had at 6pm: pic.twitter.com/XeCpYVp7BP
— nicole boyce (@nicolewboyce) September 18, 2018
Me, paying off my credit card while still using it regularly pic.twitter.com/Tz7RVruulK
— Son of Isaac (@mensahmusa) October 24, 2018
Me looking at the mf that honked at my mom pic.twitter.com/H6MfYmtbh2
— brendan (@brendandagawd) October 4, 2018
Name a better feeling than waking up in the middle of the night and thinking to yourself “please don’t be 6 am” and then when you look at the clock you realize that it’s only 2:34 am and you still have like 4 hours to sleep!!!!!
— Maghan Cooley (@MaghanCooley) September 27, 2018
Once again in my quest to not eat sugar I have eaten Too Much Cheese
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 25, 2018
Weekends as an adult really suck.
Friday: you work until 5 and you’re too tired to do anything.
Saturday: you want to chill but you have to run errands or be productive.
Sunday: you’re mad all day because it’s already almost Monday.
— Blackniss Everdeen™ (@RockyTopKeith) July 24, 2018
well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
— … anyways, moving on (@geraldinreverse) September 29, 2018
me: drinks coffee, drinks alcohol, eats half a pizza with cheesy garlic bread
me: it is a mystery
— Samantha Tomaszewski (@managewski) August 21, 2018
me looking at myself in the mirror after putting on the outfit that looked so good on me in my head pic.twitter.com/aAGYE2H4ns
— isabel !! (@losergirl43) April 28, 2018