God Bless our therapists.
trying to apply what your therapist says pic.twitter.com/avffXAgpsp
— bubba's mittens 🐙🧤❄☃️🎄🍭 (@HyFiology) August 14, 2018
I love watching my therapist try to pretend he knows who I'm talking about when clearly he's forgotten the whole backstory.
— Erica Rhodes (@ericarhodes) March 18, 2018
ME: I just feel like “pizza party” should refer to pizzas having a party. Humans having pizza at a party should just be a party with pizza. Does that make sense to you?
THERAPIST: I think we should meet more often
— Pitch (@pitchjokes) March 13, 2018
me after telling my therapist i’m happy and that i’m doing alright pic.twitter.com/nqIEfnf3b8
— Margaret 🎄 (@MagsMalott) December 6, 2018
therapist: why don’t you tell people when they hurt you instead of pushing them away without an opportunity to show you if they care enough about you to change their behavior
— anna ho ho horges (@annabroges) February 15, 2018
Therapist: Your mother is so overprotective she is the cause of your issues connecting to women emotionally
Me: Well yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew
— Octopus/Caveman (@OctopusCaveman) August 23, 2018
My therapist: so did you try those new coping mechanisms I told you about?
— Alicia (@nerdjpg) March 16, 2018
therapist: u need to find yourself
— Jerry (@Jerrypleasure) December 4, 2018
Therapist: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health
Me:[finger guns] That’s why I also bottle up the positive ones
— Alex, but online (@Alex_but_online) March 13, 2018
my therapist: what’s on your mind?
my brain: https://t.co/9cN7mWc3o6
— Rachel Whitehurst (@RachLWhitehurst) March 14, 2018