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You Can Now Get Personalized ‘Edible Anuses’ For Your Significant Other This Holiday Season

When it comes to funny gag gifts, there’s nothing quite like being raunchy and funny at the same time. If you and your partner are the kinds of people who like to do weird and crazy things together, maybe creating a box of edible anuses are for him.

If you’re interested in having someone take a molding of your booty, you can just pay $38.95 to have Edible Anus mail you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate anuses. They come in a beautiful, classy box and are sorted by flavor…yum.

If you want to get a personalized one, it’s pretty simple on how to do so—you have to sit and have a mold taken of your behind with chocolate. That’s right, chocolate all up in that booty. Then, the booty molds are created into smaller molds that are totally personalized and ready to make chocolate out of.

According to the company’s website:

The Edible Anus first saw the light of day in 2006 when the London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of them in multi-coloured chocolate to present in an exhibition. It was at the ensuing show that he met and formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a tall man of Dutch desent. Since then the two of them have worked together to make the range of products available today.

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.

And, if you’re feeling really kind, you can get a gold-plated mold of your booty for your significant other—one that will last forever.

What better way to say “I love you” than by molding your ass for them to eat or hold forever?!?