Hollywood’s biggest night marked a lot of firsts. It was the first Academy Awards show to go hostless in two decades. It marked Spike Lee’s long-deserved first Oscar win. It was the first time Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper performed Shallow as themselves, and it was so sensual that Spice Girl Mel B got pissed over it on behalf of Cooper’s supermodel wife.
Also, Billy Porter’s tuxedo-gown. JUST…WOW.
Anyway, here are 22 of the funniest jokes about everything that happened at the 2019 Academy Awards.
Chris Evans wins Best at Supporting Actress pic.twitter.com/88fkS0c3Jr— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 25, 2019
The gays when Gaga loses Best Actress pic.twitter.com/nfrMloQCgk— horace (@trashygaytweets) February 24, 2019
LADY GAGA WILL EGOT— Aaron Eisenberg (@Eisentweet) February 25, 2019
TFUCK BRADLEY COOPER
Green Book thinks you’re so articulate https://t.co/Z3L3ytCF20— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) February 25, 2019
Emma Stone, Rachel Weisz, and Amy Adams if they win Actress in a Supporting Role tonight. pic.twitter.com/BGM4OkWi6A— omri (@Omri_Rawrlan) February 24, 2019
— Justin Kirkland (@justinkirkland4) February 25, 2019
This is my ringtone pic.twitter.com/VZP4a3xT8r— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) February 25, 2019
Of course Marie Kondo is at this year’s Oscars pic.twitter.com/ArAmZbUi6j— Ira (@ira) February 24, 2019
I know Bradley Cooper is married, but as Al*cia K*ys has shown us, sometimes your soul mate is somebody else’s husband. pic.twitter.com/QEcum45EFm
— Evette Dionne 🤷🏾♀️ (@freeblackgirl) February 25, 2019
ANNE 😂 pic.twitter.com/66wd8hCLy3
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 24, 2019
what saoirse ronan, timothée chalamet and lucas hedges will be doing tonight instead of watching the oscars pic.twitter.com/PFyIhRSwt0— elizabeth (@peeanofreek) February 24, 2019
Green Book? More like the White Pages pic.twitter.com/DjO2dmVnqH— Ira (@ira) February 25, 2019
You can almost hear him say, “You know you don’t deserve this, right?” pic.twitter.com/i4ciY6Syre— amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) February 25, 2019
Love the editing in Bohemian Rhapsody pic.twitter.com/UiZOlUcaDa— Kylie Harrington (@kylieisntfunny) February 25, 2019
My sources say if you fave a tweet with the hashtag #Oscars, the heart turns into a gold star. I take no pleasure in reporting this.— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) February 24, 2019